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Time Climbers/Time Cops – Ep2: Bigfoot Jailbreak

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  • Chris – GM
  • “Beep” – Essa McBradford the Felunkipine
  • Myles – Igno Tarbo the Philosoraptor
  • Stiles – Abe Lincoln: Robot Slayer (or just Slayer)

“Thanks to Essa’s tinkering on that Almas’ portal gun device, we recorded the runes used and have traced the location they coordinate from. It’s where we believe to be his base of operations is. If what we saw in that 1997 and what the Princess told us are true, Dr. Phineus Orange, as he called himself, has several more Bigfeet and other man-beasts imprisoned and enslaved and used for deplorable means. This is yet another opportunity for us to get in good relations with the broader factions of Bigfootlantis. This Dr.Orange is a notorious war criminal in the man-beast reality of Footlantis. Hope you guys are up for another rescue mission with extreme prejudice. This is also another adequate use of our new team… sigh… the Time Cops… as Essa keeps calling it.” – Ms.Lancaster

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Dat World! – Episode 8: Gibbering Under the Hill

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“Our heroes, upon arriving at the residents where the Gibbering Mouther is… and getting caught, They Escaped though! They now stand before an Aboleth Abolisk, an ancient crawling dungeon built to house these plagiarist elder creatures and their servitors, like a gibbering mouther, but what else lingers within?”

  • Chris – GM
  • Aaron – Balthazar Romanov the Adventurous Arcane Shop owner
  • Nathan – Sabrina a Teenage Witch
  • Crystal Chris – AMC Pacer the Ranger

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Time Climbers/Time Cops – Ep1: The Princess Trump Card

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The Live crew and I finally got around to trying out the Time Watch RPG, with a lighthearted and gonzo campaign setup of my own design. We’ll be doing more of these off and on. I’d leave a setting rundown here but the intro pretty well handles that.

  • Chris – GM
  • “Beep” – Essa McBradford the Felunkipine
  • Myles – Igno Tarbo the Philosoraptor
  • Stiles – Abe Lincoln: Robot Slayer (or just Slayer)
  • Dan – Adolf Hitler: The Good One (Who didn’t get rejected from Art School)

“We have been contacted by an allied group, the Sasquatch Governing Mechanizers. They want us to go after a rogue member of an opposing group to them, the Almas princess Alena May. She has fled her home to a timeline similar to ours but in 1997 (specifically in May oddly enough). They are offering some very respectable funding in gold if we are to secure her (alive) and return her to the SGM instead of the Almas Royal Family. We have also been notified that several other factions may be involved and sent their own individuals. It is for this reason, we are forming a new Cell derived from a little more power… of the non-human variety. (We were gonna need one eventually since we started the non-human recruitment model).” – Ms.Lancaster

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Fulci Glen Inquest – Episode 7: Catacombs of the living Dead Part 2

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Holy shit! Zombie Sharks and a Reverend Revenant! What more will our crew of inquisitors uncover on this island of milita cultists, madness, and death?

  • Chris – GM
  • Aaron – Niles (the Spellslinger) A man with a mysterious past and a gift for the arcane. He can’t remember where he came from, only that he’s wandered the island a while now.
  • Nathan – Jitterbug (the Flake) A conspiracy nut from the “real world” who woke up in this place and now uses his skills to gather intel on how to survive and get back. He believes that Niles is the key to that.
  • Tyler – Kramer-o (the Crooked) A thief and criminal who woke up here, possibly trading one underworld for another. He has an ancient imp stone relic that talks to him, a battle van, connection with survivor groups and an intimidating demeanor.
  • Crystal Chris – Crash (the Wronged) He woke up here with his wife and brother, when scoping out a medical center, his addict brother took the wrong drugs, reanimated, killed Crash’s wife in his undead state and escaped. Broken, looking for revenge and wielding a homemade flamethrower.

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Fulci Glen Inquest – Episode 6: Catacombs of the Living Dead Part 1

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A final inquiry, one that will grant the crew the last requirement to a key that will unlock the truth of what has transpired, upon delivery of new material of course. There is always a price to be paid, and as they will discover, the Mattei Islands on the Argento River will test them before the day for night is up! What lays beneath the sandy village in its subterranean abode?

  • Chris – GM
  • Aaron – Niles (the Spellslinger) A man with a mysterious past and a gift for the arcane. He can’t remember where he came from, only that he’s wandered the island a while now.
  • Nathan – Jitterbug (the Flake) A conspiracy nut from the “real world” who woke up in this place and now uses his skills to gather intel on how to survive and get back. He believes that Niles is the key to that.
  • Tyler – Kramer-o (the Crooked) A thief and criminal who woke up here, possibly trading one underworld for another. He has an ancient imp stone relic that talks to him, a battle van, connection with survivor groups and an intimidating demeanor.
  • Crystal Chris – Crash (the Wronged) He woke up here with his wife and brother, when scoping out a medical center, his addict brother took the wrong drugs, reanimated, killed Crash’s wife in his undead state and escaped. Broken, looking for revenge and wielding a homemade flamethrower.

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Fulci Glen Inquest – Episode 5: Beyond Seven Doors Part 2

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We continue into the strange town of Seven Doors… and some truly next level shenanigans occur in this session. Seriously you gotta hear it to believe it.

  • Chris – GM
  • Aaron – Niles (the Spellslinger) A man with a mysterious past and a gift for the arcane. He can’t remember where he came from, only that he’s wandered the island a while now.
  • Nathan – Jitterbug (the Flake) A conspiracy nut from the “real world” who woke up in this place and now uses his skills to gather intel on how to survive and get back. He believes that Niles is the key to that.
  • Tyler – Kramer-o (the Crooked) A thief and criminal who woke up here, possibly trading one underworld for another. He has an ancient imp stone relic that talks to him, a battle van, connection with survivor groups and an intimidating demeanor.
  • Crystal Chris – Crash (the Wronged) He woke up here with his wife and brother, when scoping out a medical center, his addict brother took the wrong drugs, reanimated, killed Crash’s wife in his undead state and escaped. Broken, looking for revenge and wielding a homemade flamethrower.

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Fulci Glen Inquest – Episode 4: Beyond Seven Doors Part 1

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A new strange letter, a new destination. Our survivors have fortified a base of operations in the lonely town of Eibmoz but now it seems they must venture back in the Glen and to another even stranger town with seven doors. There an art gallery is held and they have a ticket to see this place most macabre. What secrets does this place hold? And will they surrender what they find to their mysterious benefactor truthfully or not?

  • Chris – GM
  • Aaron – Niles (the Spellslinger) A man with a mysterious past and a gift for the arcane. He can’t remember where he came from, only that he’s wandered the island a while now.
  • Nathan – Jitterbug (the Flake) A conspiracy nut from the “real world” who woke up in this place and now uses his skills to gather intel on how to survive and get back. He believes that Niles is the key to that.
  • Tyler – Kramer-o (the Crooked) A thief and criminal who woke up here, possibly trading one underworld for another. He has an ancient imp stone relic that talks to him, a battle van, connection with survivor groups and an intimidating demeanor.
  • Crystal Chris – Crash (the Wronged) He woke up here with his wife and brother, when scoping out a medical center, his addict brother took the wrong drugs, reanimated, killed Crash’s wife in his undead state and escaped. Broken, looking for revenge and wielding a homemade flamethrower.

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Dat World! – Episode 7: The Mandatory Holiday Side Quest

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“Back home but prepping to leave, some reminders of upcoming events and an absentee member. It’s time for our Heroes to travel to the bounty site and hunt themselves a monster. Little do they know that a chill festive wind is in the air and tis the season…”

Chris – GM

Aaron – Balthazar Romanov the Adventurous Arcane Shop owner

Nathan – Sabrina a Teenage Witch

Crystal Chris – AMC Pacer the Ranger (Gone Fishing)

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Dat World! – Episode 6: Deal with the Devil?

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“After that… rather extended side excursion to help a group of farming families, and being… more or less successful, our Heroes continue on south. Deep in the Cypress wood on the Hill is the wayside tavern where there bounty is to be contracted. But dark things linger about and life can get complicated, even in Dat World…”

Chris – GM

Aaron – Balthazar Romanov the Adventurous Arcane Shop owner

Nathan – Sabrina a Teenage Witch (Still Napping)

Crystal Chris – AMC Pacer the Ranger

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Dat World! – Episode 5: Blast from the Past? Part 2

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“The Menacing Mantis is fallen, but the families have been taken by a second group of misshapen animalistic humans with a knack for ground tactics. But our heroes have spent a lot of resources on the night’s attack, can they hope to help the families? Or will they risk them by taking time to rest? We shall see…”

Chris – GM

Aaron – Balthazar Romanov the Adventurous Arcane Shop owner

Nathan – Sabrina a Teenage Witch (Napping)

Crystal Chris – AMC Pacer the Ranger

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