Monthly Archives: March 2017

Cocklords Pt 1: Thrust Into Danger

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Based on an old, self-imposed dare, I finally bring you after years of planning: Cocklords! HONESTLY one of the most serious games I could ever run.Think straight-faced Game of Thrones, except that every thing, person, and location possible is named after a synonym for genitalia (dropping the pretense of most medieval society, frankly). King Freud founded the kingdom of Domepeace, but when he died, he named no heir. His five sons warred until Lord Boner turned to necromancy, drawing on the tainted powers of the southern regions. The four others united against him, banishing their evil brother and joining to rule the land together as the Cocklords under the symbol of the rooster.

Our players are knights of the new Cocklords generations later, and all invited to attend the celebratory feast in the name of Cocklord Phallus and the granddaughter of the once disgraceful Lord Boner, Lady Boner. If the controversy and the judging dinner conversation doesn’t get our heroes, then the uninvited pirates and sea monsters just might!

Players

Lady Dieza Nought (Max) – The Fighter. A grim crusader of the Cocklords, disgraced over a misunderstanding and doing whatever slaughter or gruntwork needs to be done for her lords with little to no mercy. Wields a massive spiked ball and chain she calls the Buster Ball.

Delryn Tayghbag (Ryan).– The Arcane Duelist.  Bastard son of an unknown Cocklord, he relies on style, charm, quick thinking, and a mystical skill with his sword to dispatch the enemies of Cocklord Richard.

Inquisitor Gonnorheus Scrote (Drew) – The Immolator. A potentially mad pyromancer, the scarred, vigilant, and paranoid mage was touched by a dark taint in his past. Rather than succumb to it, he bound its magic in fire, which he uses in the name of the Cocklords to purge the tainted and the wicked.

 

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Playing CAT and MOUSE: Genlab aplha session 12

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Desperately trying to solve the problem with the starvation among the Cat tribe, the cell works out a plan of action. Tolkien makes new friends among both the warring factions. Will they manage to unite the tribes against what they believe is their common enemy? Will the party manage to stay together despite the growing tensions between some of its members?

Players:

  • GM – Claes
  • Alex – Crosby 87, A foul tempered Wolverine warrior, from the Badger clan. He is constantly looking for a bigger fight.
  • Roee – Hunter 32, A greedy honey badger scavenger, also from the Badger clan, who want to own so much junk that he could swim in it. Wants to be called Concrete.
  • Ed – Tolkien 12, The old moose seer, who mostly see the death and destruction to come. Hopes to prove his vision wrong and see the animals survive this.
  • JF- Cahoon 86, An outcast hare hunter with some horrible experiences in the past and a dark secret.
  • Christian – Barbosa 12, Faraday´s daughter following in her fathers footsteps as a healer. Is kind of a bleeding heart about suffering
  • Sean – Octavious 22, A cat healer desperate to find a solution to his clans trouble.

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CATnappers in the forest: Genlab alpha session 11

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Finally the resistance cell is united again and on their way towards the Cat habitat. Will they figure out how to help the starving cats?

In this game we have a guest appearance from Sean.

Players:

  • GM – Claes
  • Alex – Crosby 87, A foul tempered Wolverine warrior, from the Badger clan. He is constantly looking for a bigger fight.
  • Roee – Hunter 32, A greedy honey badger scavenger, also from the Badger clan, who want to own so much junk that he could swim in it. Wants to be called Concrete.
  • Ed – Tolkien 12, The old moose seer, who mostly see the death and destruction to come. Hopes to prove his vision wrong and see the animals survive this.
  • JF- Cahoon 86, An outcast hare hunter with some horrible experiences in the past and a dark secret.
  • Christian – Barbosa 12, Faradays daughter following in her fathers footsteps as a healer. Is kind of a bleeding heart about suffering
  • Sean – Octavious 22, A cat healer desperate to find a solution to his clans trouble.

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