Quick little game we ran the other night.

Fuck Ghostbusters Inc this week! We got fuckin’ Big Motherfuckin’ Crab Truckers this week! Time and players were tight, so we said fuck that shit and made fuckin’ crab truckers. Phil, Seb, Jebediah, and Steve are big motherfuckin’ crab truckers, trucking around this shit-ass country of ours because the Motherfuckin’ Crab Goddess says so, delivering whatever they’re told to wherever they’re told to. With all kinds of badass fuckin’ skills like Shootin’, Spittin’, and Relaxin’, they’re ready to shout “no fuckin’ way” whenever fate, shark truckers, bad sushi, tornadoes, sentient trucks, or wormholes treat them wrong.

one-page PDF for the rules: http://gregorhutton.com/roleplaying/bmct.pdf

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