Monster Force Zeta Session 4 – Parker Drowns Himself

The kids venture into Antichristmas Land, learning of the tyranny of Sam X… once they stop interrogating shapeshifters, trusting strangers, and having panic attacks.

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Monster Force Zeta Session 2 – Sucrose Land

the team recalls a fourth prospective member, Max and Oswald, just before being hauled off to fight a nuclear candy monster

Cast

  • Joe, a whacky inventor kid and his grumpy old man with bloody pliers/tooth fairy, Zahne
  • Parker, a gritty boy detective and his tommy gun-toting, aura of black and white cartoon egg named Hardboiled
  • Max, a think first, panic second girl with a giant spikey rabbity horror Oswald
  • Lance, a tall kid way into video games and martial arts, and his hyperactive wind spirit Free

Monster Force Zeta Session 1

Joe and Zahne, Parker and Hardboiled, and Lance and Free match against the thieving Buggnutzz, only to be found out by the government… who makes a promising deal with them.

Cast

  • Joe, a whacky inventor kid and his grumpy old man with bloody pliers/tooth fairy, Zahne
  • Parker, a gritty boy detective and his tommy gun-toting, aura of black and white cartoon egg named Hardboiled
  • Max, a think first, panic second girl with a giant spikey rabbity horror Oswald
  • Lance, a tall kid way into video games and martial arts, and his hyperactive wind spirit Free

MaOCT: The Great Yeti Wars (Part 4)

The finale of the bigfoot conflicts! With a strange new girl in tow and a possibility of peace at hand, the kids put the last few pieces together. It just nearly kills them all and requires them to explain a complex sport to manbeasts. And what’s one to do with ties

Toku: Richie, the static-charged kid that shocks all he touches and is big on pokemon
Crazon: Danny, a bit more down to earth kid and alien test subject with the power to shapeshift himself to mimic other people or grow pointy bits

MaOCT: The Great Yeti Wars (Part 3)

The kids get their Sportsball/aliens plan in full gear, at least until they reach the wendigos. That’s when complications arise, like the wendigos loving war, the issues of sharing food, and a third human stuck in the valley of the manbeasts.

Toku: Richie, the static-charged kid that shocks all he touches and is big on pokemon
Crazon: Danny, a bit more down to earth kid and alien test subject with the power to shapeshift himself to mimic other people or grow pointy bits

MaOCT: The Great Yeti Wars (Part 2)

Yeti Wars part 2 is up. Looks like we’re going for 3-parter, as the kids start some drama of their own, go back on their original plan on how to resolve the issue between the races of manbeasts (aka bigfoots), compete in tests of strength and skill with the yetis and skunkapes, and learn how to crash a motorboat. All without even reaching the finale.

Toku: Richie, the static-charged kid that shocks all he touches and is big on pokemon
Crazon: Danny, a bit more down to earth kid and alien test subject with the power to shapeshift himself to mimic other people or grow pointy bits

MaOCT: The Great Yeti Wars (Part 1)

A pair of weird kids go to the California Bigfoot Museum, where they find an apathetic guide, a far too enthused speaker, and… portals. and even more bigfoots than expected

Toku: Richie, the static-charged kid that shocks all he touches and is big on pokemon
Crazon: Danny, a bit more down to earth kid and alien test subject with the power to shapeshift himself to mimic other people or grow pointy bits

MaOCT: Camp Totally-Not-A-Cult

“It is far too late. Let’s ride. If we laugh any more, I’m going to have to run Giant Fuckin’ Crab Truckers, because that’s all we could handle.”

Three kids sent off to a suspiciously cultish camp for the weekend. Which is not a cult. Naturally. No really, it’s not. Stop asking. What’s a Yggmzyyk the non-committal? What’s a cult!?

Eli: Tristan. genuine hippy kid despite being 15, making him so nice it’s annoying. communes with nature (speaks to plants) and can induce “groovy visions.”
Sean: Holly / Sir Florentine. Freckled, hyper tomboy who enjoys punching and SPORTSBALL!! (“first rule of sportsball: always yell sportsball and then do something irrational”) Her monster is a giant chivalrous centaur knight
Jacob: Chris Bean “Cortez” / Huehuecoyotl. rich kid with an interest in wrestling and everyone else’s moms. Huehue is his mischievous ancient coyote spirit who talks like Hunter S. Thompson and can turn into a Randy Savage doll

Candle Cove Redux

so sort of a story to this one…

game fell through one week, so rallied up a Monsters& game. Matt shared his notes from the Road Trip session for Candle Cove, so ran it as a one-shot. THEN we shot the shit for about a half hour, then Max showed up and could play but turned out to only be for a few minutes, and then 10 minutes into the actual gameplay I realized I hadn’t had the players introduce themselves after all the small talk. But yes! Basically a cover album based on the Road Trip episode!

Players:
Peter and Becky: one-armed kid with an interest in drawing. lost his arm in an accident, but shortly after was found by the alien biotech prosthetic arm that attached to him to provide super strength, lasers, and wifi.
Oliver and Ankh: rich son of archeologists who unearthed Ankh, a controlling, pretentious, levitating ankh and former guardian of the child kings of ancient Egypt